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Presentation on Humour: Definitions

 

ZESPΣŁ SZKΣŁ - Gimnazjum w Grucie, Poland 

 

 

 

 

 

A GAME FOR KIDS AND FOR TEENAGERS WHO LIKE PLAYING WITH WORDS!

 

MAD LIBS JUNIOR – is fun to play with friends, but you can also play it by yourself! To begin, look at the story on the page below. When you come to a blank space in the story, look at the symbol that appears underneath. Then find the same symbol above (in the table) this story and pick a word that appears below the symbol. Put that word in the blank space, and cross out the word, so you don’t use it again. Continue doing this throughout the story until you’ve filled in all the space. Finally, read your story aloud and LAUGH!!!

 

SHOPPING FOR SNEAKERS

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NOUNS

ADJECTIVES

VERBS

MISC.

lights

pumpkins

holes

lizards

apples

parrots

teddy bears

spaceships

footballs

bricks

hippos

pickles

ugly

wet

smelly

cool

shiny

brown

small

furry

green

nasty

slimy

funny

jumping

shopping

running

crying

falling

swimming

sliding

burping

dancing

diving

rolling

drinking

arm

foot

eye

tongue

ear

hand

butt

head

lip

stomach

elbow

nose

 

SHOPPING FOR SNEAKERS

 

My dad took me to the …………………………. Mall to buy me a/an ………………...

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new pair of sneakers. My old ones were too ……………and they had a/an …………...

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hole in the toe. Any time I stepped in a puddle, my ………………………… would get

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totally ………………….. . At the mall, we went to the ……………….. Shack, where

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they sell the best ………………….. in town. I picked out a/an …………………….

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Pair and tried them on. I was so excited, I started ……………………….right there in

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the store. Dad said they made my feet look like ……………………… . They were

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……………………! I love my new sneakers and they are great for …………………

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in puddles!

  

AT THE CANDY STORE

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NOUNS

ADJECTIVES

VERBS

MISC.

ants

peanuts

pencils

snails

toilets

sardines

treats

warts

pickles

gum balls

turtles

prunes

crunchy

gross

sweet

green

stinky

salty

chewy

hairy

orange

sticky

yummy

fat

taste

lick

punch

bite

hug

twist

fart

eat

scrub

tickle

squeeze

rub

arm

finger

mouth

belly

cheek

eyelid

lung

earlobe

nostril

elbow

throat

brain

 

My favorite store is the …………………… Spot candy store. They have more

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…………………………. than  you can fit in your ……………………….. . There are

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chocolate-covered ……………………….. tasty jelly beans, and ……………………

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never-ending lollipops. You can ……………………….them for hours and they never

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shrink! One time, I dared my ……………………….little brother to stick five super

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spicy ……………………….in his ………………………for a full minute. After ten

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seconds, he started to …………………………and then his face turned all

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……………………… . My mum got so ………………………..when she found out. I

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wasn’t allowed to ……………………..any kind of …………………. for a whole

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month. Boy, did I learn a/an ………………………lesson! Next time, I’ll dare him to

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put them in his ………………………instead.

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POP STAR

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NOUNS

ADJECTIVES

VERBS

MISC.

turkey

banana

candle

hot dog

river

donkey

flower

sailor

toothpick

robot

gumdrop

chicken

hot

lame

ugly

cool

stupid

smelly

lucky

nerdy

silly

pretty

fuzzy

lazy

shake

dance

talk

swim

smell

sing

jump

study

wiggle

sit

wrestle

eat

ear

eye

leg

arm

nostril

hand

foot

shoulder

ankle

face

kneecap

pinky

 

 

Sammy Sparks is a/an ……………………..new pop star. Sammy first became famous

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on American Super ………………………, a show that looks for ……………………

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new talent. Her hit song “I want to ……………………like a ………………….” just

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went to #1 on the ……………………..charts. you can hardly turn on the TV without

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seeing her ……………………! My mum says she looks like a ………………………,

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but I think she’s so ……………………and really knows how to …………………… .

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I want to learn that move she does when she starts to ……………………with her

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………………. . My friend went to her concert and she brought a …………….up on

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stage to …………………..with her. I’d give my right ……………………to be able to

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do that!

  

POP STAR

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NOUNS

ADJECTIVES

VERBS

MISC.

shoes

mushrooms

crickets

rocks

frog legs

cars

jellyfish

tin cans

strawberries

diamonds

tissues

lightbulbs

salty

sweet

stinky

fat

flaky

nasty

crunchy

spicy

rubbery

chunky

purple

crispy

burped

tripped

jumped

flipped

screamed

cried

barfed

laughed

clapped

snorted

yelled

wiggled

eye

brain

finger

stomach

mouth

foot

heart

ear

hand

toe

tooth

back

 

Because we collected the most ………………….., our class won a …………………

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pizza party. When I got to the cafeteria, my ………………….started to water. I could

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smell the gooey melted ………………….and hot ………………………crust. When I

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got inside, I was so excited that I nearly ……………………..! We could have any

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topping our …………………..desired! Mr. Burger, the …………………….gym

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coach, was serving the pizzas with his ……………………. . “Would you like a piece

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with ………………….on it?” he asked. I ……………………..and said, “Yes, please!”

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I ate so much ……………………..pizza that I got a major ………………….ache.

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Maybe that slice covered in ……………………..wasn’t such a ………………………

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idea!

  

A TRIP TO THE DOCTOR

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NOUNS

ADJECTIVES

VERBS

MISC.

pancake

shot

kangaroo

fork

pillow

poodle

telephone

carrot

porcupine

balloon

chair

straw

scaly

hairy

brown

nasty

funny

chubby

green

bumpy

squishy

red

itchy

smelly

jump

yelp

sing

worry

fart

cry

flip

faint

dance